The Princess: Ariel
The Original: The Little Mermaid, a fishy love story in which young Ariel, daughter of the king of the sea, who falls for a landlubber.
Making the tough choice to lose her tail, she strikes a deal with sea witch Ursula to magically obtain legs so her can pursue her chosen love.
It looks like the end for the undersea kingdom, but Ariel and her typically blandly handsome prince save the day.
Oh, and cute piscine sidekick Flounder keeps things light.
The New Twist: The Undead Mermaid. Ariel suffers a nasty bite from Flounder the zombie fish, which turns her into a flesh-hunting fiend.
Ignoring Ursula completely, zombie Ariel devastates the undersea world in a blood-soaked feeding frenzy.
In a cruel twist of fate, she meets her handsome blando man – and SNACKS ON HIS BRAIN. WITH CHIPS.
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