The Movie: The Dukes Of Hazzard (2005)

The Boss: Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds), the flamboyantly OTT, white-suited landowner who plans to snatch the Dukes family farm and turn it into a coal mine.

Given how annoying our heroes are, this doesn’t really sound like such a bad idea. It might teach them a lesson.

You Have Failed Me For The Last Time: In fairness to Coltrane, he’s written to be a blundering boob because, once again, if he were one wit smarter, he’d easily outfox the giggling, car-obsessed idiots that are our putative leads.

Still, it’s saying something when you find the most idiotic redneck in a town crawling with them, slap on a police badge and then expect him to be effective.

Cute dog, though.