6 Movie Girls Who Should Play Cartoons

Jessica Biel's done Jessica Rabbit. Who's next?


You might not already be aware of this, but Jessica Biel dressed up as Jessica Rabbit on Saturday Night Live at the weekend. Which is pretty much what the internet was invented for.

To see more images, head for the gallery to your right. But be warned, Justin Timberlake is gurning in all of them.

But what other actresses should get dressed up as cartoons for American sketch comedy shows that aren’t as good as they used to be? Well, we’re glad you asked…

Betty Rubble From The Flintstones


The Character: No-one really knows much about Betty. She’s a good wife, sure – but what’s going on underneath that beautiful black hair? If only she’d had a bit more exposure on the show…

Who Should Dress Up As Her: Shannon Sossamon.

What Makes Her Qualified? No-one really knows much about Shannon. She’s a good actress, sure – but what’s going on underneath that beautiful black hair? If only she’d had a bit more exposure…[page-break]


Ariel From The Little Mermaid


The Character: A mermaid who wants to be human, Ariel has bright eyes, near-constant optimism, red hair. Oh, and a nice tail. Add in a penchant for fish, and that’s pretty much Ariel.

Who Should Dress Up As Her: Amy Adams

What Makes Her Qualified? An actress who wants an Oscar, Amy has bright eyes, near-constant optimism, red hair. Oh, and a nice grin. Add in a penchant for Disney movies, and that’s pretty much Amy.[page-break]


Betty Boop


The Character: Big-eyed cutie-pie who doesn’t always make the right decisions, but we love her anyway. Looks great in a dress.

Who Should Dress Up As Her: Christina Ricci.

What Makes Her Qualified? Big-eyed cutie-pie who doesn’t always make the right decisions, but we love her anyway. Looks great in a dress.[page-break]


Firestar From Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends


The Character: She’s another cartoon red head, but Firestar is about as far removed from Ariel as it’s possible to get. Super-tough, Firestar has the ability to generate and manipulate microwave radiation.

Who Should Dress Up As Her: Lindsay Lohan

What Makes Her Qualified? She’s another cartoon red head, but Lindsay is about as far removed from Amy as it’s possible to get. Super-tough, Lindsay has the ability to generate and manipulate media attention.[page-break]


Witchblade


The Character: The Witchblade is a product of the universe's opposing aspects, the Darkness and the Angelus. Generally is worn on the arm by a female host.

Who Should Dress Up As Her: Angelina Jolie

What Makes Her Qualified? Angelina is a product of the universe's opposing aspects, with dark and angelic qualities. Generally is the female host to Brad Pitt on her arm.[page-break]


Bugs Bunny As Girl Bunny


The Character: Bugs has been known to break out a bit of cross-dressing when the situation requires it. Somehow, this action makes a male cartoon bunny incredibly attractive to chaps like Wayne And Garth in Wayne’s World. And us.

Who Should Dress Up As Him Dressing Up As Her: Tilda Swinton

What Makes Her Qualified? Tilda has been known to break out a bit of cross-dressing when the part requires it. Somehow, this action makes a ginger hottie incredibly unattractive to chaps like Wayne And Garth in Wayne’s World. And us.
 

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