Watchmen: The Last Stand
The Pitch: The world has turned even further against our heroes since last we saw them.
With world peace breaking out everywhere, humanity still needs someone to fight – and Dr Manhattan is nowhere to be found (he’s literally sunbathing on the surface of our star).
Outnumbered and hunted down, Dan Dreiberg (Pierce Brosnan) and Laurie Jupiter (Paris Hilton) must fight for their lives.
The Director: Brett Ratner agrees to take on one more third outing in a superhero franchise, much to fans’ dismay.
The sort-of gritty battle fought by Dan and Laurie is intercut with Dr M’s sunny vacation, where specially created supermodel types frolic among the solar flares and the man himself decides to model himself after a certain '80s action icon...