Watchmen: The Manhattan Project
The Pitch: Dr M, now returned from outer space, is trying to reconnect with his humanity… With hilarious results!
Chortle as the bumbling, ultra-powered demi-God (Woody Allen) clumsily evaporates the waiter on a first date! Giggle as a single ill-suppressed bum-fart creates a tidal wave that wipes out New York. Again.
The Director: The Farrelly Brothers, who make sure the character’s big blue swinging cock is caught in at least five doors during the first 17 minutes.
Oh, and there could be a touching storyline about Manhattan helping out mentally damaged pets.