66 Worst Movies Of All Time

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    • ASmileSoDevious

      Feb 15th 2012, 7:26

      Wasn't it 'Mr. Nanny' that starred Hulk Hogan?

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    • Sandrine

      Feb 15th 2012, 8:36

      I'd take a wild stab in the dark and say that whoever made this list is a fan of MST3K. No 55, Time Chasers, is a picture of them! Hobgoblins, Manos, Skydivers and Space Mutiny are both much improved with the funny commentary. Ah, those wacky Bellarians.

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    • cleanbreak

      Feb 15th 2012, 8:56

      Good to see mannequin 2 scrapped by, and come to think of it, Santa Claus vs the Martians.

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    • OvalteenJenkins

      Feb 15th 2012, 10:15

      I can glady say that I haven't seen any of these

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    • Hadouken76

      Feb 15th 2012, 10:21

      No Lucas clangers like Howard the Duck or Phantom Menace? "Hey you know that all powerful, mysterious and spiritual thing called 'The Force'? Yeah its just bacteria. You're welcome. - G.L"

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    • Bandit1

      Feb 15th 2012, 11:58

      Happy to say I almost didn't see any of them (well, almost). But some turkeys are missing: Boat Trip (oh, the Horror!), Twilight (too many reasons to list) and Samurai Cop (so bad, it's good...check out the trailer!)

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    • MillerCrosses

      Feb 15th 2012, 11:58

      Ed Wood must be a success.

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    • FBACross

      Feb 15th 2012, 12:08

      Sorry but any list that doesn't include Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' is a failed list!

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    • RaveyDaveyGravy

      Feb 15th 2012, 13:01

      All these films are better than Watchmen, Transformers 2 or Sucker Punch

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    • RaveyDaveyGravy

      Feb 15th 2012, 13:02

      Not that I have seen any of them, but I bet Im right

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    • MikeyRix

      Feb 15th 2012, 13:09

      No "Clash of the Titans" 2010 (or "Clash of t*t" as it's known in my family, initially due to how it was printed on the cinema ticket)? Shame on you. No scouring pad large or strong enough to scrub that one from memory.

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    • FBBScannella

      Feb 15th 2012, 13:42

      How about Epic Movie, Norbit, Surviving Christmas and Deck the Halls? I mean seriously, they are godawful.

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    • FBBScannella

      Feb 15th 2012, 13:43

      and to RaveyDaveyGravy: Watchmen is a brilliant film, but apparently Transformers 2 is the worst film my brother has ever seen...

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    • 2Dglasses

      Feb 15th 2012, 13:47

      Any of the 'Movie' franchise (including meet the spartans) where the joke has to be ANNOUNCED-"Ryan Seacrest?!" etc. meet dave was thoroughly awful. I hear Birdemic though is wildly profitable for a film that cost about $3.50, has been deliberately marketed as terrible and will have a bigger budget follow up, with TWO Wayans brothers. Ok, not that last part.

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    • nkutzler

      Feb 15th 2012, 15:50

      The list is probably at least 95% true, however I'd prefer a listing of movies we will run across that we need to never pick up. I'd never look twice at any of these, Only heard of a couple. For example, I was somewhat interested in Farcry, but couldn't believe what I was watching.

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    • alexr

      Feb 15th 2012, 16:59

      Oi, TF...Where the f**k is CopOut? Or was is so bad you didn't finish watching it, and therefore it failed to meet the 'complete viewing accomplished' prerequiste?

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    • jeffamania

      Feb 15th 2012, 17:20

      Guys You are missing Batman and Robin (George Clooney) Catwoman (Halle Berry) Meet Joe Black (Brad Pitt) Jingle all the Way (Arnie) Epic Movie Avatar (The last airbender) & Lady in the Water (same director) Lost in Translation ( I swear I'll slap anyone who says otherwise) Night and Day (Tom Cruise) The Tourist (Depp and Jolie) PotC (Fountain of Youth) Scary Movie 3&4 The Pink Panther (Steve Martin remake) Miami Vice Remake Steel (Shaq O'Neil) Space Jam (Michael Jordan) Pluto Nash (Eddie Murphy) Norbit (Eddie Murphy) Vampire in Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy) Harlem Nights (Eddie Murphy) Bad Company (Chris Rock) Blue Streak (Martin Lawrence) Boat Trip (Cuba Gooding) Gigli (Affleck and Lopez) Anything with Madonna in it! p.s Guys I'm obviously good at this s**t, Really can I have a job? I'm not too fussed about the pay? Coz in the context of celebs in this, it will be hard to find movies worse than this...

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    • marc96

      Feb 15th 2012, 18:44

      i've seen only a couple of these, theres only one film that tops my worst movie list and thats cabin fever 2, i wont go into detail of how much i despise the film as i've done that on every review i get a chance to do... is it a coincidence that total film do this list on the same day they say there is going to be cabin fever prequels?? i think not

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    • StevePotter

      Feb 15th 2012, 20:40

      I don't know what you guys are smoking, "The Final Sacrifice" kicks a*s.

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    • Hadouken76

      Feb 15th 2012, 21:55

      66 is a bit of an arbitrary amount, considering there are literally HUNDREDS of bad movies out there. Off the top of my head... Any one of the Police Academy , Carry on's, big screen version of a 70s British sitcom, Confessions of... any Platinum Dunes offering.. Seltzer and Friedbergs back catalogue, SATC 2, Jennifers Body, Meet Joe Black ... (people talking quietly and nothing happening for 3 hours, from the director of Midnight Run!) ...many more..

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    • waxonwaxoff14

      Feb 15th 2012, 22:09

      I got all excited seeing that you had a massive list of films that you considered the worst. I thought I would enjoy reading what you thought, seeing if I agreed and then seeing how many of the 66 I had seen. And then I realised I had not seen any of them, because they are plucked from the lowest reaches of obscurity, low budget nonsense and foreign films. A film which doesn't aim for greatness and doesn't achieve it can't be worse than, say, Phantom Menace. THEN I realised that you have taken the list from the imdb bottom 100, and mixed a few titles around. If I wanted to see imdb's 66 worst movies of all time, I would have looked on imdb. As it happened, I looked on my favourite film website, Total Film, a usually well written and often entertaining source of movie lists and features. I mentioned that I had seen absolutely zero of these films, now I question you, how many of these have you actually seen?

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    • devilsfoxes

      Feb 16th 2012, 0:20

      have you guys not seen After Last Season? Also Battlefield Earth deserves a mention.

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    • bertus1

      Feb 16th 2012, 6:18

      What, no Battlefield Earth? Worse POS ever.

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    • Jrdnsans1792

      Feb 16th 2012, 14:12

      Battlefield Earth, Teenage Caveman, Bear, Skyline, Alone in the Dark, Norbit, Date Movie, Epic Movie etc, Fat Slags and Chronicle (the worst film i've ever had to watch in the cinema - pathetic).

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    • FBJRider

      Feb 16th 2012, 14:46

      How can a list of worst films not include Troll 2 or Plan 9 from Outer Space?

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    • Igrayne

      Feb 16th 2012, 15:22

      Who is the bloody prat who said Watchmen and Sucker Punch should be on the list? Love Actually, Moulin Rouge and Transformers 2 should all be there, also anything with Keira Knighteley, she looks and acts like a starved chimp. By the way Manos was made as a joke.

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    • LauGarHarClown

      Feb 16th 2012, 18:17

      ROWSDOWER!!!

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    • JohnJDuffy

      Feb 17th 2012, 12:43

      Looks like Mr Winning has spending his time on IMDB, almost lifting their entire 'Bottom 100' for "his" piece. Excellent journalism sir.

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    • Dalekbuster523

      Feb 17th 2012, 15:35

      Alvin and the chipmunks and Walle should be on this list. Alvin and the chipmunks just wants me to strangle the chipmunks in annoyance and block my ears. Walle just bores me. Don't know why Disaster movie is on this list,though. I thought it was quite funny.

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    • DanielMcA

      Feb 17th 2012, 16:06

      Josh you're wrong about Eegah. It's a searing indictment of the post-war malaise in American masculinity. Eegah himself personifies the frustrated, inarticulate and disenfranchised male unable to re-integrate into a society that now views his sense of ideological absolutes as anathema. Oh, and Richard Kiel kicks a*s.

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    • Jrdnsans1792

      Feb 17th 2012, 18:56

      Also Crank 2 should definitely be in there.

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    • TinEar85

      Feb 18th 2012, 9:00

      Well done, I appreciate all the obscure Paris Hilton movies and foreign flicks. A lot say that Battlefield Earth or Plan Nine is the worst film ever, but I'd gladly watch those two turds again before anything on this list.

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    • FBLPedroza

      Mar 5th 2012, 1:15

      The Room is the stuff of legends how come it's not here?

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    • RubberJoshy

      Apr 17th 2012, 21:29

      In 5 words: Plan Nine From Outer Space!!!!!!!!!!!!

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