3. The Warrior

Viggo Mortensen

Hi Ho! He’s got the horse experience and plenty of skills thanks to his LOTR days. Plus, while he’s found some decent roles in the likes of Eastern Promises and – hopefully – The Road later this year, he could do with a big hit.

Hi No! He could be tempted by the draw of Depp, but we don’t see him signing up after his experiences with Hidalgo. If Bruckheimer turned up at his door with a contract, Jerry would probably find a horse's skeleton in his bed the next morning.