The Game: The titular Paperboy has to deliver papers, dodging bees, fire hydrants, storm drains, and, er, break dancers along the way.
Studio Pitch: "We take Mark Wahlberg. We CGI him young. We get him to swat bees with the New York Times. We win Oscars. If Wahlberg's busy, get Nic Cage."
Key Scene: Nic Cage's newspaper-sack is on fire. He drops to his knees, bellowing: "How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?"
In the background, Mark Walhberg swipes the air with a rolled up magazine. The audience stands up and applauds.