7 Directors Who Could Make Conan

James McTeigue is the latest rumour. But what about…

Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor

Why they could be great: Have you looked at the Crank films? They. Are. Brilliant. And they’re also non-stop action.

And now their latest, Gamer, has a trailer, and it looks like they’ve pushed the envelope even further on the action, while also working in a little more story.

They could bring real flare to Conan, provided they get the right script.

Why we’re not so sure: A movie in which Conan has his heart torn out and replaced with a dragon's egg, which he has to keep really hot at all times, or it'll hatch, so he keeps having fights with demons and sex with attractive slave-girls in fur? YES PLEASE.

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