John-Pierre Jeunet
Why He's Right For It: Okay, so his Alien film, Alien Resurrection ironically killed the franchise, but the Terminator films can't go on forever, can they? Everything has to end sometime.
Also, Terminator Salvation features a human / Terminator hybrid, which is exactly the same plot as Alien Resurrection. The titles even sound similar.
How His Terminator Might Look: John Connor (Dominique Pinon) has become a cannibal chef in a desperate attempt to feed his fellow survivors. Everytime he kills a Terminator, he shaves all the human flesh off its body and turns it into a stew.
He then turns the skeletons into chairs.
Sam Worthington (Ron Perlman) attacks Connor, because he's a vegetarian now.
Absolutely nothing makes any sense.
How Much He Could Make It For: $70 million.
Is He The Next James Cameron? Well, they've both worked with Sigourney Weaver on Alien films. So, why not? Yes!
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ashley.russell
Jun 5th 2009, 0:02
how about Michel Gondry. He'd have Terminators made out of egg cartons and tinfoil chasing John Connor (Mos Def) who rides a motorcycle made of guns and roses.
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ashley.russell
Jun 5th 2009, 2:27
or, or, or...Kevin Smith. John Connor (Ben Affleck) uncovers a Skynet base only to find it being run by Jay and Silent Bob who have only been trying to make a life sized sex bot all along, accidently causing the apocalypse. After all Silent Bob turned his "mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and s**t" and Jay's latent homosexuality would explain the fact that most of the Terminators are male.
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sashurst
Jun 6th 2009, 0:57
Both suggestions are actual genius.
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