7 Insane Comics That Will Never Be Movies

Are these the weirdest comics ever?

Feb 6th 2009


The Rainbow Batman

Issue: Detective Comics #241

The Plot: When Dick Grayson hurts his arm on a lamp post, Bruce Wayne decides to dress up in a series of increasingly garish Batman costumes to distract people from working out that Grayson is Robin, just because they have the same boo boo.

Why They’ll Never Make It: Robin, no matter what you say, Batman is wearing a pink outfit, not a red one.

If you think they’re going to make Batman 6: The Pink Knight, you’ve been hanging out with The Joker too long. Also, this plot is one of the most insanely stupid things we’ve ever read. No offence.

Who Could Direct If They Did: Joel Schumacher. This was the proposed plot of Batman & Robin 2. Probably.

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    • evs75

      Feb 6th 2009, 11:57

      I can see Superman wolfing down the burgers, followed by a couple of pints with General Zod, before going outside the boozer for a quick f*g with Nick O'Teen...you could call it 'Superman Lives...But Like A Slob'

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    • evs75

      Feb 6th 2009, 11:59

      Youve censored 'f*g' so I would be happy to replace it with 'ciggie' in the script if that means it would get a 12A rating?!

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    • stansilva

      Feb 9th 2009, 17:08

      I think the Mighty Boosh nicked these plots for their show. DC should sue.

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    • MikeyRix

      Feb 9th 2009, 20:40

      Bloody hell. BRILLIANT!

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    • avoidz

      Feb 10th 2009, 1:38

      That Superman cover is one of the funniest things I've seen. Super-munchies, anyone?

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    • GrandiaKnight

      Feb 15th 2009, 13:57

      Ok these are just weird!

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    • whereistheline

      Feb 16th 2009, 0:24

      Supermonkey sounds like a new line of comic that DC could do... No... Awww...

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