The Super-Merman of the Sea
Issue: Action Comis #244
The Plot: When Superman rescues two alien mer-people from a crashed rocket, he decides to move under the sea to help them acclimatise to living on earth.
Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane can’t work out why Superman would do that, until Lois sees Superman arm in arm with a mermaid, underneath a plaque fixed to his new underwater Fortress Of Solitude that says: ‘Home of Mr. and Mrs. Superman.’
Why They’ll Never Make It: It’s clinically mental.
Who Could Direct It If They Did: Dennis Hopper, during his LSD period.
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evs75
Feb 6th 2009, 11:57
I can see Superman wolfing down the burgers, followed by a couple of pints with General Zod, before going outside the boozer for a quick f*g with Nick O'Teen...you could call it 'Superman Lives...But Like A Slob'
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evs75
Feb 6th 2009, 11:59
Youve censored 'f*g' so I would be happy to replace it with 'ciggie' in the script if that means it would get a 12A rating?!
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stansilva
Feb 9th 2009, 17:08
I think the Mighty Boosh nicked these plots for their show. DC should sue.
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MikeyRix
Feb 9th 2009, 20:40
Bloody hell. BRILLIANT!
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avoidz
Feb 10th 2009, 1:38
That Superman cover is one of the funniest things I've seen. Super-munchies, anyone?
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GrandiaKnight
Feb 15th 2009, 13:57
Ok these are just weird!
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whereistheline
Feb 16th 2009, 0:24
Supermonkey sounds like a new line of comic that DC could do... No... Awww...
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