Frida Kahlo (Salma Hayek)
The Film: Frida (2002)
Why They Are Irritating: Salma Hayek is probably one of the most attractive women ever to grace the silver screen. We have loved her, idolized her, bought tickets for everything she’s ever been in, and how does she repay us?
A unibrow. Ugh. We’re still shuddering. Sure the performance was great, but unlike other beautiful leading ladies who went fugly, like Charlize Theron, you can still tell it’s Salma, just with some hair stuck between her brows. Bad.
Typical Quote: “They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.”
How We'd Fix It: Veet. Some hair removal cream and this film would be perfect. Nothing worse than a lesbian scene involving hairy lesbians, unless you are a hairy lesbian. Each to their own, eh?
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