Todd Cleary (Keir O'Donnell)

The Film: Wedding Crashers (2005)

Why They Are Irritating: He seemed fairly amusing the first time around, but on repeat viewing, Todd grates like sandpaper to the nether regions.

Quite frankly, Todd just creeps us out, to the point where we stop enjoying the film. The level of discomfort has grown to the extent that Todd is just plain irritating.

Typical Quote: “I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.”

How We'd Fix It: A key for that closet door. The sooner he comes out, the sooner his ultimately creepy and disturbing character will fade to be replaced by his fashionably fabulous and happily homosexual self.

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