Marvin Bushmiller (Adam Scott)
The Film: Art School Confidential (2006)
Why They Are Irritating: This guy makes every other cinematic douche in the history of cinematic douchebaggery look like a tolerable dinner party guestlist.
His smug sense of self-satisfaction, his glib and scathing put downs, the lacquered on layers of pretentiousness… need we say more?
Typical Quote: "That's such a stupid question."
How We'd Fix It: The second act of the film would just be replaced by a very large biker type punching the man constantly in the face, until his frankly offensive expression was reduced to a bloody shapeless pulp.
Go on, be sarky about that, git.
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