The Film: Iron Man (2008)
The pitch to kids: It was tough to avoid the onslaught of Iron Man-flavoured toys, food tie-ins and adverts.
The complaints: "Parents say, 'I thought, "How bad could [the movie] be because they have all these toys?’'" blabbed Susan Linn of the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood. "And then they take their 5-year-old to Iron Man, and there are extended scenes of torture."
What we really think they’re worried about: Kids growing up wanting to drink and fly.