7 Kids Movies Unsuitable For Kids

Marketing mistakes from summer blockbusters...

The Film: Terminator Salvation (2009)

The pitch to kids: Pizza Hut joined up with the studio to offer footage, while there was a raft of Hulk Hands, masks and other toys to let kids imagine they are killer robots.

The complaints: “Seriously, is this amount of kid-targeted marketing normal for a movie deemed inappropriate for kids under the age of 17?” screamed website TC Games. Which, to be honest, they had a point about when the film was actually aimed at an R across the pond.

What we really think they’re worried about: That it’s actually Skynet taking over the ankle biters with stealth technology.

But really – would kids being killer robots make them any less annoying?

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    • apbgreen

      Jun 3rd 2009, 10:54

      I know this is more of a joke article but surely The Dark Knight should've made this list? Terrific film but surely the most unsuitable film aimed at children ever made? Can't see how you can square a film including death by pencil in the eye and Aaron Eckharts horrific Two Face make-up with the comic and novelty bags being pedaled for six year-olds in newsagents. That's almost like making a film about torture, poverty, deprivation and child mutilation and calling it 'The Feelgood Film Of The Year'. Hang on...

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    • EthanRunt

      Jun 3rd 2009, 14:56

      I know what you mean apbgreen, Revolutionary Road did some weird advertisements. But yes, TDK is definitely one on that list.

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    • littlebloke

      Jun 10th 2009, 2:21

      film companies obviously know that their films (regardless of rating) are going to be seen by the underage. WHY else would they they aim their sequels at a younger age group (terminator etc..)

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    • WileyWasabi

      Jun 27th 2009, 23:03

      A movie that was really supposed to be for kids but creeps me out- The Santa Clause 2, with Tim Allen. Fascist dictator Santa impersonator and his goose-stepping toy soldier minions take over the North Pole and turns it into a forced-labor camp...what's wrong with that?

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