With Valentine's Day around the corner, your thoughts are probably starting to turn to the sort of sexy outfits you can ask your other half to dress up in.
You might even be turning to the movies for inspiration. Well, whatever you do, don't look to this lot for ideas. The future of the human race depends on it.
Whose outfit is it?
Sybil Danning's from Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
Why is it uncomfortable?
We're not sure what this one's made of. It appears to be cheap plastic, but it's probably meant to be alien crystal or whatever.
Either way, it looks about as easy to wear as a t-shirt that says 'I Hate Rednecks' at a wrestling convention.
Why shouldn't I ask my girlfriend to wear it on Saturday?
Because she'll look at it, look at you, look at it, look at you, look at it...then kick you straight on the shin. Hard.
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rorschach
Feb 11th 2009, 22:10
Guess you guys ran out of ideas for the last 2 huh?
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TinaBoffin
Feb 12th 2009, 13:37
I'm hoping my husband won't want me to dress up like Zardoz - or that would mean he'd owe me a seriously huge bunch of flowers frankly - it's all in the negotiation
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whereistheline
Feb 16th 2009, 0:27
Sean Connery looks lovely in those little pants, that moustache as well. Oh my. Personally I'd rather be naked and painted blue.
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