7 Movie Destinations For Miss Universe

She likes Guantánamo Bay? She'll love Azkaban...

The Destination: Any Of Freddy Krueger's Nightmares - A Nightmare On Elm Street to Freddy Versus Jason (1984 - 2003)

The Appeal: It's the chance to fully explore every single fear, phobia and bad pun Miss Universe has ever experienced. She'll really learn a lot about herself in Freddy's scary skull. It's a holiday of discovery, basically.

Miss Universe's Subsequent Blog Entry: "I met a lovely man today, he was holding a bottle of Tequila and he said to me: "Let's get legless!" then he tore off both of my legs! It was so funny. Then he said, "You look harmless to me!" only he dropped the h in harmless, and he tore off both of my arms, which really hurt. Best. Holiday. Ever."

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    • fuzzcaminski

      Apr 2nd 2009, 12:25

      The face/off prison doesn't float in the sky, it's an oil rig in the sea

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    • sashurst

      Apr 2nd 2009, 16:08

      I'm totally going to make a film about a prison that floats in the sky. It'd be brilliant.

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