7 Movie Destinations For Miss Universe

She likes Guantánamo Bay? She'll love Azkaban...


The Destination: The Bog Of Eternal Stench - Labyrinth (1986)

The Appeal: David Bowie hangs out there. And, let's face it, we'd be prepared to put up with a lifetime of smelling like Ludo poo in exchange for a couple of minutes in the presence of the Goblin King.

Miss Universe's Subsequent Blog Entry: "It's weird, but ever since I met David Bowie last week, my life has been super easy. Whenever I go to queue up for something, everyone in the shop just gets out of my way and leaves me to it! I get the whole shop to myself! It's the same whenever I get into an elevator, or go a party! I love being Miss Universe."

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    • fuzzcaminski

      Apr 2nd 2009, 12:25

      The face/off prison doesn't float in the sky, it's an oil rig in the sea

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    • sashurst

      Apr 2nd 2009, 16:08

      I'm totally going to make a film about a prison that floats in the sky. It'd be brilliant.

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