7 Movie Destinations For Miss Universe

She likes Guantánamo Bay? She'll love Azkaban...

The Destination: Erewhon Prison - Face/Off (1997)

The Appeal: Not only is it an anagram of 'nowhere' but you get a really cool makeover as part of the package deal. Also, it floats in the sky. So, good views.

Miss Universe's Subsequent Blog Entry: "Went to an amazing spa this weekend. They gave me this really intense face-pack, which I think was made out of apples. It stung a little bit when they took it off. They have this running joke at the spa, where they keep calling me Nicolas Cage. 'Hello Mr Nicolas Cage,' they kept saying. 'Have you signed the contract for Wicker Man 2: How'd It Get Burned yet?'

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    • fuzzcaminski

      Apr 2nd 2009, 12:25

      The face/off prison doesn't float in the sky, it's an oil rig in the sea

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    • sashurst

      Apr 2nd 2009, 16:08

      I'm totally going to make a film about a prison that floats in the sky. It'd be brilliant.

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