7 Movie Destinations For Miss Universe

She likes Guantánamo Bay? She'll love Azkaban...

The Destination: A Small Room - Old Boy (2003)

The Appeal: It's fifteen years of solitary confinement, in a small locked room, with only the occasional meal and telly programme to look forward to. Brilliant!

Miss Universe's Subsequent Blog Entry: "I got so lonely I started to hallucinate ants coming out of my arms! It was, like, totally amazing! They were really realistic and friendly."

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    • fuzzcaminski

      Apr 2nd 2009, 12:25

      The face/off prison doesn't float in the sky, it's an oil rig in the sea

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    • sashurst

      Apr 2nd 2009, 16:08

      I'm totally going to make a film about a prison that floats in the sky. It'd be brilliant.

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