Frozen River Love-In
The Film: Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (2004)
The Cold Moment: In a highly romantic scene, on/off lovers (we think) Joel and Clementine cool their steamy passion by lying on the frozen river Charles in Massachusetts.
In all honesty we aren’t sure if they are together at this point, whether they’ve had their minds erased yet, or if we really like Kirsten Dunst, but we do know this;
Joel and Clementine are laughing at you.
Look at them, frolicking on that vast expanse of ice, its frosty caress embracing their being, ensuring they don’t come close to perspiring.
And they have the nerve to just lie there, chatting, cooler than a snowman’s cold bits, happy as polar bears in snow. It’s enough to make you sick.
They don’t have to suffer offices acting like damn greenhouses and melting their souls, oh no, not them. Those bastards.
Thankfully the film ends with the pair completely miserable. We think.
How To Recreate It: Find the nearest Ice Rink, strip to your essentials, and lie on the glorious, glorious ice.
Note: Remain vigilant about certain appendages when people skate by.
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