Gameplay: You are Daniel Plainview, your oil well has just exploded and is about to catch fire.

You’ve got to rescue your investment by holding down O and running as fast as you can towards the slick.

Extra points are scored by elbowing your employees out of the way with the X button. You win a trophy for deafening your son.

Artistic Licence: We’re not sure if a third-person running game was what PT Anderson had in mind for Blood. Shame, it’s what he’s getting.