We love Twitter.

If anyone tries to tell us it’s rubbish, we insult them in 140 characters or less, then take a Twitpic of their broken faces, before sharing it with our followers.

We can’t believe that we’re heading for the third act of 2009 and there are still some celebrities that haven’t bothered signing up for a service that allows them to connect directly with their fans.

So we’re naming and shaming some stars that have yet to put their name to a single Tweet.
 

Brad Pitt

Why He Should Be Tweeting:

Brad could be spreading links to humanitarian websites, encouraging his fans to PayPal money to worthy charities, or simply Tweeting explicit denials of nanny gropes.

Come on Brad, the tabloids have the ‘Brad Twit’ headlines all ready to go...

Potential Tweet:

Fincher just called. Fight Club 2: Fight Harder is a go. You heard it here first.

Closest Thing We’ve Got:

I understand when people become unreasonable at times, but for an organization? That's a clear abuse of power.

Next: Scarlett Johansson