The non-violent Die Hard movie.

Idea Meeting: “We’re going to make a film about an ageing action star fighting a gang of rogue computer hackers, despite the fact that it’s not 1983.

Oh, and did I forget to mention that it’s going to be the first Die Hard movie without a white vest, swearing and hair on John McClane’s head? Clear enough space in your bank account for $377,520,804.”

Startling fact: Live Free Or Die Hard is the most successful Die Hard ever made. It hurt us to type that.