2. The Passion Of The Christ
On Film: Mel Gibson’s blood-splattered stare at the end of Jesus’ life offers a portrait of suffering, sacrifice and death.
Captured by the Romans, he’s led through the streets, whipped, beaten and ultimately crucified.
On Stage: Thanks to a terrifyingly realistic recreation, the first three rows are issued with plastic macs and the warning You Will Get Red On You.
Plus they’re shut down after three shows when Andrew Lloyd Webber sues for the show being too much like Jesus Christ Superstar.
Likely Lyric: “They say you’re the miracle worker, but they’ve all deserted you. Saviour, saviour… Save yourself!”