On Film: Liam Neeson is a worrywart dad whose teenage daughter jaunts off to Paris and quickly kidnapped by nasty sex slave traders.
Fortunately for her, he’s a former CIA agent who specialises in tracking people down, dispensing rough justice and being chronically unable to hide his accent.
On Stage: Neeson agrees to a short run on stage while he waits for Steven Spielberg to finally get his Lincoln biopic up and running.
The audience participation portion of the evening does not go well when Neeson refuses to pull his punches during a “you can be in the final fight scene” incident.
Likely Lyric: “I have a very particular set of skills, you wouldn’t want to make me angryyyy. If you hurt my girl, I’ll see you killed, just you wait and seeee.”