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The Long Kiss Goodnight
Back in the days when Sam Jackson was so awesome he could turn even the most mediocre movies to gold, he starred in this Geena Davis vehicle and confirmed he was a bad mother effer. Seriously - he even sung a little song about it.
Why it makes us want to smoke? Because Jackson’s character is so cool that when Geena Davis chucks him out of her car into the middle of a busy road, his only response is to lie in the centre of the fast-moving traffic and light up.
Pearl Harbour
Michael Bay’s epic might have been a tribute to the thousands of people who died at Pearl Harbour, but it was one stinky movie. Even worse, Bay put political correctness over authenticity by imposing a smoking ban. Thank you for not smoking in the 1940s? Come off it...
Why it makes us want to smoke? Not because it's bland, wooden and dishonest. But because it's just so long. It's the only movie we've ever walked out of halfway through for a cigarette. True story.
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AYBGerrardo
Jan 5th 2009, 16:44
You forgot Clerks! It's so anti-anti-smoking they put an anti-smoking label on the American release of the DVD!
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aelmo1
Jan 6th 2009, 9:54
um.......im thinking this list means nothing to me without Constantine. never have i had a harder night staying in my seat and patiently waiting for the movie to end before enjoying that post movie cigarette. the fact that i attracted glaring eyes later outside, for mimicing keanu's lighter antics was however, a downside.
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somewhatfrail
Jan 6th 2009, 17:24
I agree with aelmo1 - Constantine should definitely have made the list. I was absolutely gagging for one 10 minutes into it.
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