4. Indiana Jones And The Ill-Advised Chronological Leap
The plot: It’s 1967, the summer of love.
Indy is an old - but surprisingly hip - lecturer on campus, having hung up his adventuring boots once and for all.
Or has he?
When all his students start embarking on increasingly deranged trips, he suspects a sinister strain of black hash that’s been flooding the dorms recently, and decides on one last mission...
...to the weed fields of Afghanistan, where a bewildering plot cooked up by evil Bin Laden Sr involves lots of being chased through caves.
The twist: Features quite heavily, alas, along with the Mashed Potato and the Funky Chicken.
Critics struggle with the franchise having taken a sudden Austin Powers-like direction.
The climax: Fields upon fields of burning cannabis, with a victorious Indy looking on impassively while hundreds of Taliban types roll around in fits of stoner giggles, despite their seething rage.
Indy returns to college one cool cat.
Next: Voodoo Indy...
Comments
adammiller2k
Jun 19th 2009, 1:39
Indiana Jones and the CGI Memory Wipe. Indy has waking dreams of his past experiences, but did they really happen how he remembers? He is torn between what he remembers and what his memories show him. Was everyone really holding torches instead of guns? Were the spirits that came out the ark really computer graphics? ...and only on some versions of his memories does he see a bald dude holding a human heart. Follow Indy as he relives all of his past adventures, only shamelessly ruined . ...i really hope they leave this series alone now, i thought the last one was awful! "story by george lucas" how could he have been proud of that? - i have a great idea...another indy movie. (producers)- sounds good, go on. - he's settled down, but he realises he has a son. - oh ok, that sounds ok. - and the mum is marion - oh thats pretty sweet - yeah and she's been kidnapped by soviets, so indy and his long lost son have to rescue her - yeah that sounds like a good idea - and there are crystal skulls - there are what? - crystal skulls but they are actually the ACTUAL skulls of ACTUAL aliens that built loads of stuff on earth long ago - ...right? - and the soviets want the skull to brain wash everyone. - the skull of a dead alien...brainwashes people? - yeah. and there are evil ants and nice monkies - ok? - and it will cost about the same as world debt - sounds like a solid plan george, here's the cash!
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junalapag
Jun 19th 2009, 15:50
sounds incredible. a great story and a great title. i hope.
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TheTingler
Jun 23rd 2009, 11:21
Hmm, not taking this seriously then TF? :P
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FBRGoyal
Sep 22nd 2011, 17:51
First one sounds the best but they're all gay..
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