6. Indiana Jones And The Lego Indiana Jones
The plot: A rip in the (surprisingly poorly stitched, it seems) fabric of time and reality pits the real Indy against his block-headed counterpart from the toymaker’s merch tie-in of the late 2000s.
A bit of a Batman Returns situation ensues, with Lego Indy winning over the press and real Indy’s reputation on the slide.
But only the real Indy knows that the Lego doppelganger has ulterior motives - to make the whole planet bow to his cruel, right-angled ways.
The twist: We venture to Ancient Egypt, where the mystery of the pyramids’ construction is finally cracked wide open. Three guesses...
The climax: An eye-popping live action/Microsoft crossover sequence, whereupon real Indy has to enter the terrifying pixel realm of Lego Indiana Jones on the Xbox 360, defeat his nemesis, then escape from the console before the red ring of death seals him in forever.
Next: Toddler Indy...
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adammiller2k
Jun 19th 2009, 1:39
Indiana Jones and the CGI Memory Wipe. Indy has waking dreams of his past experiences, but did they really happen how he remembers? He is torn between what he remembers and what his memories show him. Was everyone really holding torches instead of guns? Were the spirits that came out the ark really computer graphics? ...and only on some versions of his memories does he see a bald dude holding a human heart. Follow Indy as he relives all of his past adventures, only shamelessly ruined . ...i really hope they leave this series alone now, i thought the last one was awful! "story by george lucas" how could he have been proud of that? - i have a great idea...another indy movie. (producers)- sounds good, go on. - he's settled down, but he realises he has a son. - oh ok, that sounds ok. - and the mum is marion - oh thats pretty sweet - yeah and she's been kidnapped by soviets, so indy and his long lost son have to rescue her - yeah that sounds like a good idea - and there are crystal skulls - there are what? - crystal skulls but they are actually the ACTUAL skulls of ACTUAL aliens that built loads of stuff on earth long ago - ...right? - and the soviets want the skull to brain wash everyone. - the skull of a dead alien...brainwashes people? - yeah. and there are evil ants and nice monkies - ok? - and it will cost about the same as world debt - sounds like a solid plan george, here's the cash!
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junalapag
Jun 19th 2009, 15:50
sounds incredible. a great story and a great title. i hope.
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TheTingler
Jun 23rd 2009, 11:21
Hmm, not taking this seriously then TF? :P
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FBRGoyal
Sep 22nd 2011, 17:51
First one sounds the best but they're all gay..
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