7. REALLY Young Indiana Jones
The plot: A prequel-tastic leap back through the decades, echoing the creepily dubbed Three Men And A… franchise.
Li'l Indy is 3, and has escaped from his pushchair during a daytrip to the local museum, where he ends up playing an active role in foiling the would-be thieves of a priceless Fabergé egg.
The twist: All of Indy’s traditional accoutrements are replaced with suitably juvenile versions - instead of a fedora, it’s a bonnet. Instead of a bullwhip, a strawberry bootlace, etc.
The climax: A gripping sequence in which he outwits a thief by hiding inside a model Homo erectus and, staggering jerkily towards the criminals, making them believe the legend that the Fabergé egg has spooky mystical powers.
As the dust settles, everyone stands around laughing at an appalling pun for an uncomfortably long time.
Baby Indy winks to camera. Roll credits.
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adammiller2k
Jun 19th 2009, 1:39
Indiana Jones and the CGI Memory Wipe. Indy has waking dreams of his past experiences, but did they really happen how he remembers? He is torn between what he remembers and what his memories show him. Was everyone really holding torches instead of guns? Were the spirits that came out the ark really computer graphics? ...and only on some versions of his memories does he see a bald dude holding a human heart. Follow Indy as he relives all of his past adventures, only shamelessly ruined . ...i really hope they leave this series alone now, i thought the last one was awful! "story by george lucas" how could he have been proud of that? - i have a great idea...another indy movie. (producers)- sounds good, go on. - he's settled down, but he realises he has a son. - oh ok, that sounds ok. - and the mum is marion - oh thats pretty sweet - yeah and she's been kidnapped by soviets, so indy and his long lost son have to rescue her - yeah that sounds like a good idea - and there are crystal skulls - there are what? - crystal skulls but they are actually the ACTUAL skulls of ACTUAL aliens that built loads of stuff on earth long ago - ...right? - and the soviets want the skull to brain wash everyone. - the skull of a dead alien...brainwashes people? - yeah. and there are evil ants and nice monkies - ok? - and it will cost about the same as world debt - sounds like a solid plan george, here's the cash!
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junalapag
Jun 19th 2009, 15:50
sounds incredible. a great story and a great title. i hope.
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TheTingler
Jun 23rd 2009, 11:21
Hmm, not taking this seriously then TF? :P
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FBRGoyal
Sep 22nd 2011, 17:51
First one sounds the best but they're all gay..
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