7. REALLY Young Indiana Jones
The plot: A prequel-tastic leap back through the decades, echoing the creepily dubbed Three Men And A… franchise.
Li'l Indy is 3, and has escaped from his pushchair during a daytrip to the local museum, where he ends up playing an active role in foiling the would-be thieves of a priceless Fabergé egg.
The twist: All of Indy’s traditional accoutrements are replaced with suitably juvenile versions - instead of a fedora, it’s a bonnet. Instead of a bullwhip, a strawberry bootlace, etc.
The climax: A gripping sequence in which he outwits a thief by hiding inside a model Homo erectus and, staggering jerkily towards the criminals, making them believe the legend that the Fabergé egg has spooky mystical powers.
As the dust settles, everyone stands around laughing at an appalling pun for an uncomfortably long time.
Baby Indy winks to camera. Roll credits.