The Original: We love Soderbergh’s remake of Andrei Tarkovsky’s 1972 adaptation of Stanislaw Lem’s meditative science-fiction novel. But we are in a tiny minority.

The Sequel: Lem didn’t like Soderbergh’s romantic take on his novel, stating: “The book was entitled Solaris and not Love In Outer Space.”

Steven should show Stanislaw what he can do, making a stream of consciousness SF flick that makes Schizopolis look like Star Wars.

For irony’s sake, he should call it Love In Outer Space.