Amy is a new cashier at Super Club, a warehouse store.

As a rule, she only dates "Employee of the Month" winners, believing them to be ambitious high-fliers.

Luckily for Super Club staff, she's not bright enough to realise that there are men out there who earn more than $5 an hour.

What she could sell: A car-wash, maybe. OK, so it's a different Jessica Simpson thing. But we'd still buy it.

Hell, we'd buy a car to get a car wash off Amy.