Braindead's hero, Lionel (Timothy Balme) bumps into Paquita, an assistant at his local shop.

The latino lovely - and shopkeeper's daughter - takes his breath away. As the film progresses, and things get zombier and zombier, so Paquita gets feistier and feistier. Mmm.

She also utters one of the best lines Peter Jackson's ever penned: "Your mother ate my dog!"

Paquita, Paquita, Paquita.

What she could sell: She could probably flog a veg box to an undead butcher.