The Original

The Jessica Alba Tribute


The Prosecution: We bet you’ve spotted the first problem here. Wheareas Marilyn wasn’t afraid to get her tush out, Jessica is a bit more shy. But if you’re going to do something, Jessica, do it properly.

The Defence: Alba dyed her hair blonde, which is commitment to the concept. Or a clause in her Fantastic Four contract. Either way, it looks good.

The Verdict: Not guilty. The coyness adds to the sexiness of the shot, and even Monroe would be proud of the gleam in Jessica's eyes.