The Original

The Nicole Kidman Tribute


The Prosection: It’s yet another shot that doesn’t directly copy an iconic Marilyn moment, throwing enough Monroe objects into the shot and hoping they stick. Yes, it’s got the blonde hair. Yes, Monroe liked fur rugs. And yes, she had a predilection for pink. But pearls?! Diamonds were Marilyn’s best friend, you ninny!

The Defence: The defence rests.

The Verdict: Guilty. We wouldn't be able to put Kidman into a line-up of Monroe impersonators if you offered us a date with Jessica Alba as a reward.