The Star: Scarlett Johansson
The Imaginary Film: Castaway 2: Electric Boogaloo
Essentially the exact same film as the original Castaway, except instead of a tubby Tom Hanks and a volley ball, it’s Scarlett Johansson and a series of increasingly more revealing outfits.
Breaks every box office record in existence, and wins 18 Oscars.
The Star: Jessica Biel
The Imaginary Film: Hands Up (2012)
Biel stars as Henrietta Hand, a woman born with a heart-breaking disability – she can’t take her hand off her head.
Despite her hardships, Henrietta becomes a Hollywood star of stage and screen. But despite her wealth, all she wants to do is cuddle someone. Based on a true story.
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Bulletproof_animal
Apr 6th 2009, 11:51
Getting really desperate now, aren't yer.
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