7Silent Bob (Kevin Smith)

Mallrats (1995)

The Mute: In this movie Silent Bob and his mate Jay decide to bring down the stage being built for Dating Game rip-off “Truth or Date”, and set about their mission with a series of schemes Wile E. Coyote would be proud of.

The Obligatory Dialogue: “Adventure, excitement… a Jedi craves not these things” – When asked by Jay how he procured the schematics for the stage design.

Silent But Deadly: During several hilarious attempts at destroying the stage, Silent Bob tries to take down mall security guard LaFours with a ‘Ghetto-sock’ (a heavy roll of quarters in a tube sock), which, in a darker film, would be very deadly indeed.