7 Strange Ways To Survive The Slammer

Because Bronson's out today. Release the crims!

Make A Break!

The Film: The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

The Con: Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins), the “one innocent man in all of Shawshank”. He’s put away after being found guilty of murdering his wife and her lover.

Andy bides his time, takes the abuse dished out by fellow cons and guards, all the while slowly plotting a complicated escape plan that utilises book-keeping, a poster, a rock hammer and five hundred yards of s**t smelling foulness.

The Suggestion: You will need a poster of Angelina Jolie and about 19 years. Oh, and Morgan Freeman to narrate your toil.

But feel charitable and try to take at least one trusted friend with you. Or a horde of frustrated prisoners will hunt you down on your secluded beach paradise and beat you to death with shards of your own boat.
 

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    • Knightowl

      Mar 13th 2009, 12:50

      I wonder if the uncut version sees what he does to the guy who slips him the soap?

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