6. Ebenezer Hancock (2008)

Plot: Ebenezer Hancock is visited by the ghosts of three superheroes; one from the past (Superman), one from the present (Batman) and one from the future (Hancock 2); who try to convince him to stop drinking. He smacks them all on the head with a bottle of mulled wine, before flying to a photocopier factory, to make 6000 copies of his arse in 6 seconds.

7. Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Christmas Presents (2008)

Plot: Indiana Jones and his son Shia LeBeouf go on an epic search for the Christmas presents Marion has hidden from them. Their search takes them to Peru, Timbuktu and Tatooine, but in the end they find them on the top of the wardrobe.  Approximately ten thousand times more entertaining and satisfying than The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.