7 Weird Bits Of Star Trek Merchandise

Car horns to coffins for the dedicated fan buyer…

May 7th 2009 By James White

Themed Cologne

What is it? Three scents for the discerning Trekker who wishes to smell nice.

No cheap jokes about how “it’s an improvement”, please.

Why is it weird? You can have your choice of three.

There’s Tiberius for men (“Difficult to define, impossible to refuse. In any universe. Take Tiberius on your next mission and be transported to new worlds of sensual discovery,”) Pon Farr for women (“Because having is not always so pleasing a thing as wanting,”) and, er Red Shirt.

Yes, Red Shirt. Which we love the most, because it totally gets into the joke. (“Tomorrow May Never Come.”) If you really need to smell like someone who could die soon, this is the stink for you!

Maybe double purchase it with the coffin, just in case?

Where you can get it: Genki Wear has all three for $29.99 each.

Surely worth it for that next hot date with a Green-Skinned lady or hulking Klingon bloke?

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- Aberskene
  
  May 11th 2009, 8:57
  
  Whats with the number 1701? Is it the space-boats number or something?
  
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- Kelisha888
  
  Jun 13th 2009, 0:35
  
  NCC-1701 is the Registry number of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
  
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