Vulcan Land Deed

What is it? The rights to own a parcel of land on planet Vulcan.

Well, at least, it claims to be that. The Official Star Trek site pimps it, so it must be legit, right? Right?

Why is it weird? It’s a land deed. To a planet that doesn’t actually exist.

Sure, it’s decorative, but you’re pretty much paying for a nicely designed certificate.

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Plus, land prices on Vulcan are about to go waaaay down, as anyone who has seen JJ Abrams’ new pic can attest.

Where you can get it: Star Trek Properties, alongside Starfleet Academy graduation certificates and official “I completed the Kobyashi Maru test” notices.

So you can boast about that, then. The Vulcan land can be yours for $39.99. Limited Edition, too.