Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and we're all under pressure to find the perfect card and gift for our partner or stalker-crush.
Stoopid card and gift companies...
But there are plenty of good ideas floating around in movie-land, and while not all of them can be dragged from fantasy into reality, it should be fun trying...
Plus, whoever receives one of these gifts will 100% love you forever, guaranteed*.
The Film: Rocky IV (1985)
The Present: A robo-jukebox/maid given by Rocky to Paulie.
Why Your Other Half Would Love It: Oh, come on… Who wouldn’t love a robotic assistant to serve drinks, crank out tunes and talk to you in the vaguely disturbing robot voice of your choosing: 'Lobotomised Male' or 'Spunky Lady'?
Plus, like everyone suspects about Paulie, it could serve… other… uses, too.
Real-world Equivalent: Honda’s ASIMO, a snip at $166,000. To rent. For a year.
*Love cannot be guaranteed.
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