Nic Cage is about to wig out once more as a mulleted professor in city-smashing sci-fi thriller Knowing (see trailer & clips here)
But how will his latest role compare to the ludicrous line-readings, freaky glances and unnervingly gummy grins already on his loopy CV?
The Wicker Man (2006)
In a movie absolutely teeming with flat out ridiculous moments, Nic’s bike-napping scene takes some beating.
Malus commandeers pagan banshee Sister Rose’s bike with a combination of shouting and gun pointing. Before riding off like an unnaturally dark-haired Boris Johnson.