He’ll play Howard Stark's butler in TV show
Set to line up alongside Morgan Freeman
Hoyte van Hoytema to look after cinematography
During a poker game, a group of work colleagues recount past sexual conquests.
Andy's claim that he's "forked" a lot of women doesn't really cut the mustard. His cover is well and truly blown when he describes a woman's breast as being like "a bag of sand".
The rest of the film is dedicated to his quest to Become A Man.
Cherry Popped or Squashed? Popped, on his wedding night. Proper romantic.
Suggested Chat-Up Line: "Stroke my chest, it's newly waxed. Not that bit, this bit."
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