Crimes Against Evolution: Look at him! Whether you're an evolutionist or a creationist, Jabba's an unholy sight.
In evolutionary terms, he’s absolutely illogical. He can’t walk, his arms are tiny and even his biological imperative appears to be broken; he wants to mate with every species but his own. Though, looking at him, we can’t really blame him. Darwin Dialogue: “A creature that has made a slave of a human?! This is highly irregular!”