Crimes Against Evolution: If you feed a kitten after midnight (or around four in the afternoon, UK time) it does not turn into an iguana. That’s basic science.

Also, most animals have evolved the whole melting in the sunlight thing right out of their systems.

Darwin Dialogue: “It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change. So, technically, Gizmo’s an evolutionary badass.”