Twilightpire
The Film: Twilight (2008)
The Vamp: Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), a brooding, lonely sort who travels with his “family” and strikes up a relationship with the clearly insane Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart).
Edward is the sort of dreamboat that makes girls go tingly in the nethers – and their mothers like him too. Did they all forget that he’s a killer? An undead monster of a killer. It must be the hair.
Why Are They Weird? He and the rest of his clan have sworn off human blood. Oh, and they don’t have fangs. And can go out in the sun, but they avoid that because it makes them look like they’ve overdone the glitter body makeup.
As vampires, they make great emo band members.
Fangs for the trivia: Henry Cavil was the first – and novel writer Stephanie Meyer’s choice for the lead, but by the time the film was shooting, he was 25 and looked too old to play 17.
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tarakf2006
Mar 19th 2009, 15:13
Well Henry Cavil last name has two ll's so its Henry Cavill.
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tarakf2006
Mar 19th 2009, 15:16
I think its weird that you grouped Twilight with all these weird movies.
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showingmyassets
Mar 19th 2009, 16:24
I have no problem admitting that Robert Pattison makes my nethers go tingly. That is why I love the movie. Course I fit into that 37 yr old woman demographic...
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FallenLords
Mar 19th 2009, 21:07
I don't see anything wrong with Near Dark or Twilight. The latter is not my cup of tea, a bit too sickly sweet as vampire flicks go. But Near Dark rocked, decent actors, decent director - added a different dimension to the genre at the time.
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lovlid
Jun 14th 2011, 17:37
@tarakf2006.. Pedantic attention seeking idiots like you really need to get a life.
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