Tap limo driver and Frank Sinatra superbore Tommy Pishedda.

He bristles when the band blank his Frank-wank ("When you've loved and lost like Frank has, then you know what life's all about.")

Marti protests, insisting the kids can be moved by heavy metal just as much as Sinatra. Tommy is too much of a Frank-ophile to agree ("Don't say anything to 'em, but - this is a fad.")

Look out for Tommy in an early airport scene, where he fails to make a good impression with a misspelt call-card ('SPINAL PAP').